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How To Effectively Ditch Your Date And Still Get Dinner

There's been many times where I met a guy off the internet and thought oh God no within at least five minutes of the date. But I'm still hungry enough to stay for the food but how does one get the dinner without staying for the entire date? Well my friends I have found such a way and I am here to tell you 😊

The most effective way to end the date quickly without rousing suspicion is to start in the very beginning.

Once you've ordered your food it's time to go excuse yourself to the bathroom. There you can do one of two things, either call or text your friend and tell them to call you in 10 minutes with some fake story, or download the fake a call app and set it to call you at a certain time ideally 10 to 15 minutes after you left the bathroom. I like to set it to call twice the calls being within 5 minutes of each other you'll find out why later on.😏

When you go back out act natural and continue the date and conversations as normal. As you wait for the call sit your phone face up so that they can see someone is calling.

Always end the first call abruptly either by  rejecting it or answering the call and say "I'll call you back, I'm out right now." That way it seems as if you're actually enjoying the evening.

Once the food has arrived take a few bites as you wait for the second call. Once you receive the second call answer it with some annoyance in your voice and step away. Stay away for at least five minutes and create a reason to leave. When you return appear flustered and apologize profusely saying that there's been a family emergency and that you have to go. Always have a story made just in case they ask you for details my favorite is someone has been rushed to the ER, another great one is a grandparent has that has fallen. It's always best to do someone who has already passed on or a relative that you don't really have such as a godmother that way Karma doesn't come and bite you in the ass. Also it's hard to expect someone to stay the entire date when something bad has happened.

Just to add a little bit more finessed to it I like to plan the next date that way they truly think I'm still interested even though I just came for the dinner. Politely ask the waiter to box up your food and in a hurry but not in a rush leave the dinner give them a hug and say you'll call them later on that night or tomorrow. What you're safely in your car or at home block their number and remove them for all social media.

Now enjoy your dinner ladies 😈😈

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